So last night was quick, which I wanted it to be- for many reasons. Again with the I live in Manhattan, but I really mean Marlboro NJ. Sir- c’mon…. I pay a premium for my zip code, I give up space, carpet, and good Chinese food to live here- you have them all in NJ – so don’t waltz in saying your from here when your clearly not! Frankly, date was a bust- no need to expand.
Now, I’m approaching the ½ way mark and I feel as if I need to be out meeting MORE of the right type of person. Or maybe the numbers game is just something so large, I can’t compete with…I might be loosing drive, so I’ve recruited a friend to do some reco work, when I can’t be online during the day, so maybe that will help us find some winners!
Updates: I’ve been emailing with D a lot. mostly normal convo stuff… but its still nice
Sushi tonight with Cocky guy.. I’m excited, he was fun.
3 comments:
cockyguysushi = bad.
dizzler,
first of all, you should definitely learn the difference between LOOSE and LOSE before you start writing something that other people are gonna attempt to read.
**Please see 3rd grade teacher for more details**
here are 10 reasons why you suck, like it or not.
1) you should be banned from J-Date for abusing the priviledge of being a JEWISH WOMAN.
2) drop the vibrator and get laid. come on, its been over 6 months.
3) if it was me i'd pull the line "i've only got $5 on me" also. what's more pathetic... him for saying it or you for believing it?
4) you're leading on guys who actually think they have a chance with a beached whale such as yourself.
5) have you genuinely kissed one of your experiments yet? don't worry, you will next time. not.
6) i wanna hear about how you bang. i don't care what fancy resturant some poor fool had to take you to...you sound like my 12-year-old sister.
7) i like the gibberish "oh i pay extra for this Chinese Food" or whatever nonsense you said. no you don't, your daddy does... or he atleast contributes.
8) you think you're Carrie Bradshaw cuz you're typing something on a computer. NEWSFLASH: I'M CARRIE BRADSHAW you can be Miranda, she's pathetic too.
9) i think i saw you begging for a date on the corner of 34th and 3rd yesterday. the sign read "Desperate for Attention."
10) i'm gonna call your boss and tell him you're wasting valuable company resources by blogging when you should be working. but i guess you're too busy at night, fooling yourself....
go to temple and prey. (and by prey, i mean pray.) that was a PUN, and probably way over your head.
-keep dreaming
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